The Last Airbender (2010)

Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Starring: Noah Ringer, Dev Patel
My rating: XXX
IMDB: 4.3/10

I am not a film critic per se. I don't have a reputation. I don't really know how to write a film review either, so I can safely say that I am going to go against popular opinion. I quite enjoyed this film.  Its horrendous on many levels, but very entertaining.

You cannot get away from the sad fact that the acting in this film is shockingly awful, the story is full of holes but it was a good ride if you can forgive the terrible bits.

The premise of the story goes along the lines that there are four nations in this magical realm that can manipulate different elements. Those who can manipulate are called Benders, rather unfortunately.

It feels like Shyamalan picked much of the plot from the 'Box Of Cliched Storylines' that most directors have stuck under their bed. There are clear instructions on the box that says 'One to be taken every three hours' but ol' Shyamalan might have taken the box and just dumped the whole lot in a blender with some whiskey and a pint of milk and then smeared it all over his face.

On some levels this makes this film quite watchable. On other levels this makes this film a steaming stew of bad writing seasoned, strangely, with fantastic visuals and bad acting. It is a really difficult blend to accept, but it also makes it quite entertaining without having to invest too much mentally.

I can't really find much else to say about this film. It is what it is. Big budget, terrible acting, lovely visuals.

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Leon: The Professional (1994) - Warning Spoilers

 

Director/Screenplay: Luc Besson

Starring: Jean Reno, Gary Oldman, Natalie Portman, Danny Aello
My rating: XXXXX
IMDB: 8.6/10

You'd be mistaken for thinking that this film falls in to the same strange category as Lolita, that Nabakov novel that has been adapted in to film countless times. The most famous of these adaptations being the one starring Jeremy Irons. I'll put my hand up and say I have never read the book, but the film was a masterpiece of modern cinema.

But this is quite different. IMDB considers this a Top Rated Movie, being number 27 in the all-time-best-films-of-all-time ever ever, and it has to be one of my favourite films of all time scoring five out of five in my personal rating.

Mathilda is twelve years old, and has already led a hard life. When her drug dealer father and family are killed, she is taken in by their neighbour. He is an illiterate hit man who seems to bond with the girl over the course of the film as she quests for vengence against the man who killed her family and her younger brother, who she seems more attached to.

The film has musical references reminiscent of Besson's late ninties masterpiece (I liked it anyway) The Fifth Element. Reccurring themes include the lonely tough guy who is good at shooting stuff, the young nubile heroine who is in peril who has to be saved by the much older solitary tough guy and that both films are set in New York, albeit at different points in history. But that is where the paralells stop.

Gary Oldman (Fifth Element, The Dark Knight Rises) masterfully plays a bent DEA agent with his goons who commit the murderous act, Danny Aiello (Godfather Part II, Once Upon A Time In America) plays Leon's 'friend' Tony who brings back his New York gangster persona which made The Godfather Part II such an amazing fil

The attraction that Mathilda develops for Leon does, at times, make for uncomfortable viewing though Besson generally deals with the subject without it becoming too creepy; it doesn't become a dominating issue throughout the film and stays in proportion to the other sub-plots and themes.

If you want to watch a classic Besson film then this is a perfect starting point.
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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009) - a meditation

Terry Gilliam's films have always been for me, a little like dropping dried peas off a bridge in to a jar.  Sometimes you know when one falls in to the jar you'll get a satisfying ringing sound, but mostly they'll miss with some inevitable disappointment which can only be quelled with either alcohol or further pea dropping.
They either hit or miss, and this thankfully is a hit.

In a nutshell this is a classic 'wager with the devil' sort of film (the Devil or Mr Nick is played by Tom Waits). Dr Parnassus (Christopher Plummer) is an immortal who makes a wager with the Devil.  I won't go in to the plot too much as it is just a meditation and not a proper review.

Anna Karenina - Official Trailer (2012) [HD]

Keira Knightley, Russian Aristocracy, sex, love and a whole lot of snow.